It took all of a minute for me to audibly shout "WHAT IS HAPPENING!?" while watching The Crush House. That must be some kind of record, right?

After so much anticipation, I wasn't sure what to expect. But, sweet mercy, it certainly wasn't a WEIRD-ASS elevator rising out of the pool to deliver our cast to their new digs.

Now THAT's an entrance!

That's just one of many "WTF!?" moments I had while watching the season premiere. Let's do a little roll call, shall we?

1. WTF was that elevator?? WHERE DID IT COME FROM!?
2. WTF is Crush Juice and why is everyone CHUGGING it? Where can I buy some??
3. WTF is a Chorby and why do I get the feeling that it's always watching me!?
4. WTF were the producers thinking letting a fuckin' dweeb like Veer on the show?
5. WTF do I have to do to become besties with Ayo? I'd happily commit a felony for her!
6. WTF is that giant, pink waterslide? WHERE DOES IT COME FROM? WHERE DOES IT GO?

Okay, I'll stop there — but you get the point! The Crush House is an enigma and I'm totally here for it.

So far, the cast seems equally as mysterious as the house itself. You already know how I feel about Ayo and Veer, but I'm equally enthralled by the likes of Gunther, who immediately seems so thoroughly hateable but something tells me there's more beneath the surface. And then there's Milo (clearly a shit disturber) and Charlie (clearly a shit-taker) and Priscilla (clearly a shit-talker)!

There's just so much I want to know! I'm DYING for more!

What do you think? Was The Crush House season premiere what you had hoped for? Who is your favorite? Run to the comments!