What has 12 delectable singles, too much drama, and a giant, pink waterslide leading to god knows where?

It's The Crush House, baby!

The greatest thing since sliced bread is here — and, dear readers, I've got EVERYTHING you need to squeeze every last drop from this sweaty, sexy, scandalous mess.

That's right! For the foreseeable future, The Fizz is your COMPLETE source for all the latest Crush House news, gossip, recaps, and more! Did someone say YES DADDY!?

You don't know The Crush House?

You sweet, clueless dumb-dumb! The Crush House is a brand-spankin-new reality TV series where 12 sexy singles share a gorgeous Malibu mansion. Pool parties, dance offs, fist fights — The Crush House has more drama than a Los Angeles small claims court.

From sunrise to sunset, cast members' EVERY MOMENT is broadcast live to millions of viewers — every scathing insult, sordid confession, and clandestine makeout session!!

Here's where to start...

Ready to catch up on all the latest drama? Then everything you need is RIGHT here... starting from the first episode of the season. Have no fear! I'll keep this guide updated as the season progresses, too! Now, go on:

• One Episode In And The Crush House Is Already So WTF!!?
• Wine Moms & Butt Guys Agree: Emile's Bootie Is A National Treasure!
• Fists Fly, A Secret Makeout Sesh, And Everything Else That Happened on The Crush House Tonight
• Sexy, Obscene, And Just A Little Unhinged: An Exclusive Interview With Ayo, Star Of The Crush House
• Before The Crush: The SCANDALOUS Secret Pasts Of Priscilla, Diya, And Coco
• Are Strategically Placed Statues Brainwashing The Crush House Cast? An Expert Weighs In
• 21 Questions With Alex, The Crush House's ADORABLE Surfer Stud
• Conspiracy Theorists Are Foaming At The Mouth Over The Crush House's Bizarre Season Finale

I can't wait for you to join me! It's going to be a WILD season!