Wine Moms & Butt Guys Agree: Emile's Bootie Is A National Treasure!

A pool party featured in the latest episode of The Crush House has viewers flocking to the world wide web to gush over Emile's plump tush.

Published Sat, July 31, 1999 at 3:04 PM PST

Emile might've just set a world record for getting the most people wet after jumping into a pool!

Ever since The Crush House began airing earlier this week, this newfound reality TV star has quickly emerged as a fan favorite among the cast. And, really, what's not to love about Emile?

He's smart, suave, and hotter than Miami asphalt!

But last night's episode took the gingivitis-fighting-stud to a whole other level — and two particularly "outspoken" corners of The Crush House fandom are going coo-coo for his cocoa puffs.

Oh là là!!!

Didn't watch last night's episode?

Well, here's a math problem for you: Crush Juice plus Pool equals... what?

Clothes OFF!!!

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I've watched my fair share of trashy TV, but even I was gobsmacked by how HUNGRY the camera was for Emile. I am not exaggerating when I say I actually counted a two-minute, uninterrupted close up of his ASS!

But what's even more wild? PEOPLE ARE EATING IT UP!!!

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This is just the tip of the iceberg, folks. Half the blogs and chatrooms on Latch are flooded with these Butt Guys and Wine Moms going absolutely BANANAS for Emile. And it seems to be infecting others!

Looks like Emile might need to hire some personal security!

These are just three of THOUSANDS of posts and comments I've seen all over Latch since the episode aired. I guess the producers know their demographic!

So what do you think? Did the sight of Emile's derriere fill you with the irresistible urge to overthrow your local government? Am I the only one here who is a little confused???

Written by Fizz Arnaud
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Fizz Arnaud: the man, the myth, the sensation — and the founder and sole writer of The Fizz, one of the information superhighway's most popular weblogs. Fizz is your eye on the Hollywood Sign, bringing you all the latest news and gossip in the world of television entertainment.

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278 Comments

iBoobies666's profile picture

Hahahahahahaha butts

iBoobies666
Sat, July 31, 1999 at 3:34 PM PST
SaLLyPeePersO_O's profile picture

I see you, Emile. I see you in a way that no one else does. I see the real you. The you that exists just below the butt.

SaLLyPeePersO_O
Sat, July 31, 1999 at 5:47 PM PST
BetterOFF56's profile picture

Shit like this is why women are so DISLOYAL these days!!1

BetterOFF56
Sat, July 31, 1999 at 9:48 PM PST

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